Why did the chicken cross the road?

PAT BUCHANAN:
To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.

DR. SEUSS:
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes! The chicken crossed the road,
but when he crossed, I've not been told.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY:
To die in the rain

GRANDPA:
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road.
Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road,
and that was good enough for us.

ARISTOTLE:
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

KARL MARX:
It was an historical inevitability.

SADDAM HUSSEIN:
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified
in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.

RONALD REGAN:
What chicken?

CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK:
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

AGENT MULDER:
You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more
chickens have to cross before you believe it?

FREUD:
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the
road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

BILL GATES:
I have just released eChicken 98, which will not only cross roads, but
will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your
checkbook and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.


EINSTEIN:
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath
the chicken?

BILL CLINTON:
I did not cross the road with that chicken.
What do you mean by Chicken?
Could you define chicken please?

COLONEL SANDERS:
I missed one!

Oh.. Hi! :)

Well, its been a while since I've updated my status and stuff.. so in case anyone was wondering.. here's whats up.

I'm in Boston again... I spent the weekend in Troy with Sessa.. now I'm spending 2 nights at Derek's and then taking off for Baxter State Park in Maine with my friend Jayme. After that... don't know :)

I am definately due for a trip to Rochester to get my mail though...

I got new books to read! Lovely store called Buck A Book or something like that.. though I paid at least $1.99 for each of them... but got 20% off on the total.. so almost a buck a book...

I also got a nice creamy orange mocha chip frappachino... mmmm :)

Ok.. time to go read :)